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Would you replace your dick for $1 billion?

Posted by YoinK - May 15th, 2010


would you? I wouldn't.

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Naw. What's life without sexual stimulation?

Fuck no!

with a billion dollars I could get a pretty cool sex change and still have heaps left over.

For a billion, I could get a new one! Stronger! Faster! Better than before!

Although if that's against the rules, I would replace it with a drill, if only because something that stupid HAS to be awesome. MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! GIGA DRILL BREAKAH!

well im a black wii does that count?

I'd do it for free

Yes, obivously. Without hesitation. What kind of question is that? A billion dollars is a lot of money and as it turns out, you CAN buy happiness. You just have to know where to shop for it.

what if you can't feel your own dick after multiple surgeries?

Wow you did an amazing job with Kellz haha DAMN!! look at him its very identical!

in a heartbeat

you are crazy

i would do it, then use that money and buy a black dick

HELL YEAH!

I'd replace it for free, with something that I'm actually likely to use in my life. It's not like my life won't end with me still being a virgin.

Of course not the woman wouldnt feel pleasure.

good answer

hell yeah i could just buy a new one

eh.. it wouldn't be the same... you most likely wouldn't have feeling in a 2nd surgery.. but then again... who knows?

Sure, I could use all that money on prostitutes! The sex would b-oh wait...

you wouldn't feel anything probably though..

Never. I could not sleep at night knowing I had deprived my girlfriend of my glorious and magnanimous dick.

good answer

i would do it given that i could still get off cuz that all you really want anyway

Ummm I'm female so what do I have to trade for a billion? My C-cup or the annoying gives you a period organs? Of course I've never been laid so I don't know what I would miss. But hey billion even after taxes thats a lot

hmm if you replaced your c-cups with a-cups to recieve 1 billion dollars.. you could make a profit from that... lol. The female perspective is a different world for such a question i think.

What about my bro's wang can I trade that? I'll split the money with him
(you can have the boobs breast cancer runs in my family anyway)
Wait would the new one be from someone genetically predispositioned for cancer?

wow i've never really thought about that... it's just so crazy that some dude's would replace their own dick with a 1 incher just to gain a ton of money... I definitely wouldn't do this because i wouldn't want to risk dying from getting my dick chopped off... and i'd hate to try and satisfy a lady with a 1 incher..

It depends what I'm replacing it with.... or where I am replacing it.

yea there are some specific factors that can be involved in such a crazy question.

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